Dramas ready to ban

Article below was written as a joke targetting Commision that banned "A Thousand Kisses". So I advise not to take this seriously, but have fun during this gloomy November day (or night).

I prepared the list (with help of some readers on the blog) of dramas, that Comission board may take under the consideration of banning. And when you're on it, ban pepero sticks (phallic symbols), ice-creams (OMG!!), lollipops etc. and create the enforce law that would put everyone under zen meditation to get rid of all emotions. Oh noez, I forgot, it was already done. The movie was called "Equilibrium", there was a drug injection. You remember how it ended, dear Cosmic Nonsense Commision?

Of course, list may be not complete, as I'm not in the right shape to track more.

Ban ready dramas:

"A Man Called God" - main character is driven by revenge. He also exposes chest.

"Autumn in my Heart" - incest.

"Bad Man" - revenge, arousing all women above age 15 in sight.

"Capital Scandal" - gisaeng and police officer having sex, murders.

"Coffee Prince" - advertising gay behavior. Main girl saw "his wiener" in the first episode. Plus, the scenes in bed. Yuck!

"Drama Special - The Daughters of Club Bilitis" - about lesbian relationships.

"Little Girl K" - blood, naked butts, breasts, "massage parlor", blood. And killing off teh cutie (may you rot in hell!!).

"Hyena" - homosexual premises, not married with 5 kids by age 30.

"Glory of the Family" - younger student pursuing teacher for over 30 episodes. Park Si-hoo naked chest. Fondling a lady.

"Flame of Desire" - revenge, family secrets, wooden girl.

"I Am Legend" - divorce, independent women, pursuing your dreams (not of buying fresh fish for dinner).

"Jungle Fish" - drugs, sex, high school problems, murder.

"Lovers" - leaving pregnant lady because of feelings for another lady. Main character - a gangster.

"My Girlfriend is a Gumiho - since ghosts are "unethical", foxes must follow.

"OB and GY" - abortion, talking about sex etc. People don't have to know where kids come from. Or period.

"One Fine Day" - incest. Plus Gong Yoo shirtless.

"Queen of Reversals" - divorce, younger guy pursuing AND getting the lady with kid. Park Si-hoo naked chest.

"Queen Seon-deok" - abandoning children, blood, revenge.

"Que Sera, Sera" - too much to enumerate, just ban this drama.

"Romance Hunter" - kind of I Need Romance, with the same amount of sex talks.

"Royal Family" - revenge, scheming, younger guy as prey.
"Scent of a Woman" - going against THE Boss, multiple shower scenes.

"Sungkyunkwan Scandal" - violence (hitting with apples, brr), exposing naked chest, advertising gay and lesbian behavior, breaking the rules, going against the family. omg! Sodom and Gomorrah!

"HON - Soul" - unethical (ghosts, you know).

"Tazza" - gambling.

"Thank You" - immoral behavior, fatal illness.

"Devil" - revenge, Tarot cards (unethical)

"Painter of the Wind" - advertising lesbian behavior, breaking the rules.

"The Princess' Man" - revenge, blood, going against family, Park Si-hoo naked chest.

"Trees in Heaven" - incest, lots of deaths, gambling.

"Vampire Prosecutor" - vampyres. Enough said.

"Fox, What Are You Doing ??" - younger guy and older lady.

"What's Your Star ??" - abandoning children, birth secrets, having two gorgeous guys to choose from.

"You're Beautiful" - imposing gay behavior, human-dog relationship, having an affair with married guy.

If you have any suggestions, me 9and maybe more, the Dear Comission) is waiting.

Enjoy!

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